Do you know what really pisses me off?  

drink-the-pee-tintin:

When people sit and talk about how much they ‘love’ or are ‘obsessed’ with something that when they see something little it reminds them of that thing and yet they’re not truly devoted fans to what it is. Dildos for example, I am a HUGE Bad Dragon fan. How you may ask? Well, I’ve fucked  through the tentacle and horse cock one so many times I know how to do every orifice (both paragon and renegade), I own the dildo on every colour including pink, I have dildo shirts and the dildo hoodie from Bad Dragon, posters, all the books, comics, guide, art book with behind the scenes, and even lanyards and flags from work. What do some of these other people have? Nothing. So you fucked the dildo and you enjoyed the sex, big whoop. A LOT of people do that. I ave customers come into work all the time saying how much they loved the dildo and how they can’t wait for a third one. Really? You think YOU can’t wait? Do you get excited every time they release a new item of behind the unboxing and shipment? Did you both love and loath the idea of multiple dildos in one hole once it was announced because you didn’t want any of the single dildo sex to be taken away, only to find out that it is AMAZING? Do you know so much about the dildo that you’re pretty much a walking encyclopedia and know pretty much everything from size towidth , both animal and alien?

I’ve sharted through my shorts too many times and know it inside and out. I love the shart but that doesn’t mean I need a diaper.

I know plenty of people who are ‘in love’ or are ‘obsessed’ with a dildo series to where they show it with knowledge of colour, back-story, fucked  all the dildos, and read all the packaging. THOSE are the people who are worthy of saying, “I can’t wait for the next one! OMG!” Or the classic, “I saw this picture today and it reminded me of this!” Unless you can justify that you are a true ‘fan’ of the dildos and actually went of out of your way to enjoy it for EVERYTHING it has to offer, you are NOT a true fan and you do NOT have any right to say you are stoked or excited about it.

All you really are is another ‘bro’ or ‘brah’ who wants to be a part of the growing community who are TRUE fans. If you enjoy the dildos, fine, but don’t say you ‘love’ or are ‘obsessed’ with it unless you can prove it.

I am Commander Dildo and THIS is what pisses me off the most on Bad Dragon Fanbase

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